i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.